Ducktales: The Amazon WITH LYRICS

It’s the first day of BRENTMAS!!! I’ll be posting a video every day for the next 12 days! …what’s that you say? You didn’t know I had a webcomic? Well I do. Check it out here: brentalfloss.com While we’re at it, buy the brentalfloss CD on iTunes! itunes.com You can also buy my music for cheap on Bandcamp! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Follow me on Twitter? http Like my Facebook page? j.mp Check out my EP of “before I was brentalfloss” stuff (below) brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Anything else your heart desires is probably available at brentalfloss.com LYRICS You are by far the wealthiest duck in Duckburg (Woo-ooh.) I’m sure you could afford to rename it “suck-turd” You’re the one percent, you don’t need adventure, stay home! (You’re prone to the unknown, but don’t roam, stay home) Hey where ya goin’, wait a sec! You really don’t need any more treasure, dude You’re so fuckin’ rich, Bill Gates is your bitch whenever you’re in the mood, Oh-ohhhhh—What the fuck, Scrooge McDuck?! What kinda quack are you on? Outfitting your mules to go lookin’ for jewels in the Amazon Blood diamonds do not make you a forest ranger Those bugs and snakes you’re murdering, they’re endangered You’re a threat to this fragile ecosystem, go home! (All alone in the tropic zone, pack up your stones and go home) Hey where ya goin’, wait a sec! You’ll shit your diaper climbin’ up jungle vines I said stay away from the Himalayas or the African mines, oh-oh Your bank account’s got large amounts but your brain’s